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thelaughingmango:

This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
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3 Polynesian Lies:

1. Yeah, that’s my cousin.

2. No, I’m not hungry.

3. Promise, I’ll pay you back.

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dottedmelon:

Sherlock: Here you are John, nice hot cup of coffee.
John: It’s cold.
Sherlock: Nice cup of coffee.
John: It’s horrible.
Sherlock: Cup of coffee.
John: I’m not even sure it is coffee.
Sherlock: Cup.